Sonntag, 29. März 2020

Hello civilized world!

Privet, civilized world, stay well,
This is Russia from the belly of hell,
We know you suffer from coronavirus so hard.
We not...

What’s the remedy – Let’s take shit apart
First: Our blood is full of alcohol
The whole life is a fall to a black hole
Authorities hypnotize us und sell us
But we have no infected fellas in our favelas
Second: one is our poverty level
We go for a walk from coffin to devil
Our monthly subsistence rate
You spend every day in pub with your mate
That’s what the virus gonna hate
Third: we just don’t give a shit
Here’s our cheat known by every chit
Rase your hand higher then let it fall
And say very loud: "ya togo rot ebal"
This is it, this is how we do it, motherfucker
To kill сoronavirus we don’t need an AK
Look at the hood we live: mess, all the way
Virus sees my room and he runs away
Instead of a threat to be infected anywhere
You also risk being eaten by polar bear
Being killed by policeman, to kill policeman
To die in jail for the wrong music you listen
This is Russia, motherfucker, no time to panic
No security, no privacy, no peace, no money
We can’t keep the pace from going first to space
The virus says: "sorry, I choose the wrong place"
Probably somebody blessed our nation
Now we hustle like Umbrella Corporation
We sell toilet paper for a golden price
We can survive nuclear winter with buckwheat and rice
We are afraid of no menace of any grade
We have lost any ability of being afraid
We made Napoleon fugue and Hitler Kaputt
We walk on the spirit of salt on foot
So Stop behaving like on Titanic
The best friend of pandemia is panic
We wish you all to be healthy and wise
Freakout fall is the planet rise, yeah
From Russia with love, motherfuckers

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